🧠 What Your Favorite Cordsmiff Piece Says About You
Because yes, your sweatshirt is a personality trait.
Cordsmiff isn’t just clothing — it’s an identity crisis you can wear. Whether you're soft-launching your chaotic era or signaling “I’m smarter than I look,” we’ve got the tee (or crewneck or vest) to match your mood.
And just in time: these standout pieces are all 25% OFF through Monday as part of the Fall Forecast Drop Sale — featuring styles inspired by this season’s top trends: Grimy Glam, Club Collegiate, Soft Armor, Folklorecore, and VHS Nostalgia.
Let’s decode your current vibe...
👼 Trash Romance Cupid Tee
$15.00 on Etsy →
You’re a playlist person. You romanticize chaos, wear smudged eyeliner with pride, and say things like “let’s not define it” at brunch. Your texts? All lowercase. Your life? Soundtracked by a post-punk revival.
Style Tip: Layer under a thrifted moto jacket with fishnets or destroyed denim. Grimy Glam is your natural habitat.
→ Fall Trend Match: Grimy Glam
🌹 Velvet Static Rose Tee
$18.75 on Etsy →
You prefer your lighting moody and your playlists moody-er. You post blurry concert pics, speak in cinematic references, and never explain your Instagram captions. You’re heartbreak-core with taste.
Style Tip: Tuck into black wide-leg trousers, throw on a trench coat, and finish with red lipstick and wired headphones.
→ Fall Trend Match: Grimy Glam meets Soft Armor
🛻 Mineral Wash Pickup Truck Tee
$26.25 on Etsy →
You cried to a Springsteen song this week and you’re not ashamed. You keep an emergency Polaroid camera in your glove box. You say “Americana,” but you mean “emotional damage in a flannel.”
Style Tip: Wear with lived-in jeans, a flannel around your waist, and cowboy boots. Bonus if you’re drinking gas station coffee.
→ Fall Trend Match: VHScore + Soft Armor + cowboy energy
→ From the blog: Video Store Nostalgia
🐆 Cheetah Print Crewneck Sweatshirt
$37.50 on Etsy →
You’re the kind of person who doesn’t enter a room quietly. You own a cheetah phone case and maybe a matching claw clip. You brunch loud, flirt harder, and always know where the best bathroom lighting is.
Style Tip: Throw it over a tennis skirt or wide-leg cargos with a glossy lip and a smirk.
→ Fall Trend Match: Grimy Glam meets Club Collegiate
🌿 Meet Me in the Moss Crewneck
$30.00 on Etsy →
You go to farmer’s markets for the vibes, talk to plants like they’re people, and have a playlist called "enchanted sadness." You journal in cursive. You once made soup from scratch on a Tuesday.
Style Tip: Layer over a linen dress or flare leggings with wool socks and boots. Top with a knit beanie or mossy scarf.
→ Fall Trend Match: Folklorecore
🧠 Debate Club Sweatshirt
$37.50 on Etsy →
You casually quote Vonnegut. You give main character energy in English class. You love a dramatic monologue and a well-fitted crewneck. You’ve never lost a group chat argument.
Style Tip: Pair with plaid trousers, chunky glasses, and a canvas tote full of unread books.
→ Fall Trend Match: Club Collegiate
🧵 Vintage College Knit Sweater
$41.25 on Etsy →
You look like you’ve just left a lecture hall in the 90s, and that’s exactly what you want. You romanticize academia but would still ghost your TA. You sip coffee like it’s an art form.
Style Tip: Oversized with a mini skirt or crisp jeans, chunky loafers, and a low bun.
→ Fall Trend Match: Club Collegiate
🎾 Tennis Sunday Society Sweater Vest
$37.50 on Etsy →
You live for clean lines, crisp collars, and chaotic group texts. You don’t actually play tennis, but your brunch outfits say otherwise. You flirt by adjusting your collar and quoting obscure movies.
Style Tip: Over a white button-up with a pleated skirt or cargos. Add tube socks and vintage sneakers.
→ Fall Trend Match: Club Collegiate meets ironic prep
🎬 VHS Paused Tee
$18.75 on Etsy →
You pause movies at your favorite scenes just to take pics. You still say “Be Kind Rewind” unironically. You live for fuzzed-out nostalgia and text your friends like it’s a zine headline.
Style Tip: Pair with a zip hoodie, layered chain, and a dad hat. Bonus points for portable CD player.
→ Fall Trend Match: Video Store Nostalgia
🛍️ So…Who Are You?
Better question: why limit yourself to one?
All of these pieces (and your alter egos) are part of the Cordsmiff Fall Forecast Drop Sale — 25% off through Monday.
💬 Sound Off in the Comments
What’s your favorite Cordsmiff piece?
Do your clothes reflect your true personality or the one you post on IG?
Tag us @cordsmiff and tell us who you are — or who you're dressing like this fall.
